Headcanon 10
He’s a gentleman and a secret romantic. His job is just a tiny bit of a hindrance to this.
notinterestedinyourdivision started following you
You are such a petulant child.
Better than being a stuck-up ass-gnome.
It’s no wonder you’re Moriarty’s little pet. You’re nothing but a rabid dog.
Well that’s a bit rude. Caged not tamed, sugarplum.
(Source: moran-sm)
I’ll do my best. Just hurry up. Shifters ain’t a one man job.
Alright, what d’you need me to do? Can I just shoot it?
notinterestedinyourdivision started following you
Right you are, pumpkin.
Don’t push me, Mr. Moran.
Why? Afraid you’ll roll, pudding?
You are such a petulant child.
Better than being a stuck-up ass-gnome.
(Source: moran-sm)
notinterestedinyourdivision started following you
I’m hilarious.
Hardly. Do you need something, Mr. Moran?
If I did, I’d just take it myself, cupcake.
…Don’t call me cupcake. It’s Mr. Holmes to you.
Right you are, pumpkin.
Don’t push me, Mr. Moran.
Why? Afraid you’ll roll, pudding?
theinvisiblesniper started following you
Do you? It’s on. Meet you there in half an hour?
It’s a date.
Yeah whatever. If I get to outshoot you you’re buying drinks later. Deal?
If you buy the drinks when I outshoot you then yeah, deal.
theinvisiblesniper started following you
Bored actually. There’s not much going on here -Jim has no jobs for me and no one’s answering my calls. So yeah… bored out of my mind.
Well shit. Fancy a trip to the range? Bet I can shoot more accurately than you.
Do you? It’s on. Meet you there in half an hour?
It’s a date.
notinterestedinyourdivision started following you
I’m hilarious.
Hardly. Do you need something, Mr. Moran?
If I did, I’d just take it myself, cupcake.
…Don’t call me cupcake. It’s Mr. Holmes to you.
Right you are, pumpkin.
(Source: moran-sm)
notinterestedinyourdivision started following you
Don’t see why not, my division is fucking ace.
Think you’re funny, do you?
I’m hilarious.
Hardly. Do you need something, Mr. Moran?
If I did, I’d just take it myself, cupcake.
theinvisiblesniper started following you
Evening, Moran.
Evening.
Jim keeping you busy?
As always. Everything alright with you?
Bored actually. There’s not much going on here -Jim has no jobs for me and no one’s answering my calls. So yeah… bored out of my mind.
Well shit. Fancy a trip to the range? Bet I can shoot more accurately than you.
theinvisiblesniper started following you
Evening, Moran.
Evening.
Jim keeping you busy?
As always. Everything alright with you?
notinterestedinyourdivision started following you
Don’t see why not, my division is fucking ace.
Think you’re funny, do you?
I’m hilarious.
